Making lesbians happy – one book at a time

When Lulu was only four days-old, Grandma Bean and I loaded ourselves up in the van and began the long drive across country to Los Angeles. I sat in the back seat with Lulu and Grandma Bean drove. Everything went well until we were only 1 mile from the Grand Canyon.

I spoke up, “Something’s wrong with Lulu.  She’s making a face.”

Grandma Bean turned in the seat to face me.

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“Well, her eyes are squished shut and her mouth looks like a butthole.”

lulu face

“She’s pooping,” Grandma Bean said. “That’s a poop face.”

Even though Lulu had been on this planet for four days, she hadn’t pooped yet.  This was her first poop and she wasn’t liking it.

“It’s stinky,” I said.  “It’s real stinky.”

Grandma Bean laughed.  “A little baby poop isn’t going to kill you.”

Famous last words.  Because things got bad and fast.

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Ten minutes later:

GC pooping

Stay tuned for the next installment of The LezBeans, Episode 3, “Old Faithful.”

written and illustrated by Layce Gardner

Making the world a happier place, one book at a time!

CELEBRATING SEVEN MONTHS ON AMAZON BEST SELLER LIST!

Available to buy or  borrow here

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Comments on: "The LezBeans, Episode 2, “No Dumping”" (2)

  1. Sheri Campbell said:

    I’m hooked…..Had a similar experience when 9. Looking forward to next installment.

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