After the dumping incident at the Grand Canyon, Grandma Bean drove us all the way to Los Angeles without stopping. When we got home, I jumped out of the car and ran to the house with Lulu in my arms. I couldn’t wait to show Lulu to her other mom, Tini.
Tini was so excited, she made a pitcher of martinis to celebrate even though it was only ten o’clock in the morning.
Three hours later Tini was still excited to have a new baby.
The addition of Lulu made us seem like a real family.
Tini was overjoyed the first time she got to hold Lulu. Lulu must have been very excited, too, because she did a fantastic impersonation of Old Faithful. I didn’t know a baby could spew formula that high. Tini almost spilled her martini.
This was our first adventure in lezbean parenting. I couldn’t wait to see what lay ahead!
Written and illustrated by Layce Gardner. Stay tuned for the next installment of The LezBeans, Episode 4, “Happy Halloween.”
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