The main difference between adult human beans and baby human beans is that adult beans sleep at night.
Baby beans do not sleep at night.
Baby beans are also louder.
Much, much louder.
I couldn’t sleep because Lulu screamed all night.
Tini, however, slept like a Girlfriend in a Coma. (FYI: That’s an obscure 80’s music reference)
I don’t know if Tini slept so well because of the pitcher of martinis she ingested at bedtime or because of the sleeping mask and ear muffs.
I tried everything to get Lulu to go to sleep.
I walked Lulu.
I rocked Lulu.
I even gave her a bottle.
Then I remembered that music tamed the savage beast. So I put on a classical cassette tape.
The music worked!
I fell asleep.
Stay tuned for the next installment of The LezBeans, Episode 7. Written and illustrated by Layce Gardner.
Making the world a happier place, one book at a time!