I love peaches. So when I saw cans of peaches on sale at the grocery store, I bought half a case.
I immediately searched the internet for the perfect peach pie recipe. Once I found it, I armed myself with an apron and went to the kitchen to get my Betty Crocker on.
There was only one problem. When I looked in the pantry —
the peaches were missing. Where could they be?
Then I heard a noise. It sounded like a lovesick cow or like a goat giving birth. I followed the noise to Lulu’s bedroom where I found her on the floor. Peach cans were scattered around. She was groaning. She had overdosed on peaches.
(She has never eaten another peach.)
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